
The worst boat ride. Ever.
We took what was supposed to be a 2 hour water taxi from Santa Cruz to San Cristóbal and it was miserable. I have seen photos of tiny packed boats full of Cuban refugees trying to make it to Florida, and this was probably the next closest thing. I'll spare you most of the details, but I will say that vomiting into sea spray while simultaneously being drenched with salt water is the exact opposite of pleasant. The lady across from me just kept saying, "Hold on, we'll be there in 30 minutes." Right, because everyone can just turn on and off their nausea.
The best part, for me, anyway, was when the boat 'monitor', the guy who stayed in the cabin with the passengers, actually grabbed the life vest I was wearing during my sickness and removed it, so that it wouldn't be tainted with gringo vomit. So, as the boat, because of it's speed, was pounding the waves to the point that people were bouncing up off of their seats, I had no life vest. I gave myself one chance in three.
Even Sean looked green, and I knew it was bad because 1)he's never ever sick, and 2)he always feels well enough to laugh at me. Luckily, I had enough forethought (it was sheer panic, really) to hand Teague a Children's Bonine about 2.2 minutes into the boat ride, when the local next to me said, "It's going to get a lot worse." He fell fast asleep, thankfully. We made it, though, and when we arrived, I vowed to never ride on a boat again. Sean agreed.
San Cristóbal is just gorgeous and was worth the boat 'situation'. It's smaller and less touristy, which we liked. It is sea lion mecca, and during the afternoon heat, they took over playgrounds and parks to nap. They had no problem resting inside slides and on public benches. As we ate dinner, they padded around near our table, looking for places to flop down and rest again, barking at each other as they moved.


Sleeping inside the kid's water slide. They slid down into the water afterward.
The island had lots of hiking trails and great places to spot wildlife. In between swimming and hiking, we stopped at the Galapagos National Park Visitor Center. It's actually a 5 building campus and is such a worthwhile stop to better understand the history of the islands and of Charles Darwin's involvement.
The next day, we hiked the extinct volcano in the highlands, but the mist made it impossible to see the crater's freshwater lake, El Junco. We hired a driver and checked out all of the island highlights, but the real highlight was our driver, who had never heard of Disney World. He was in his 70s and had an interesting outlook on the US (we never really went to the moon), Mormons (he thought they worshiped animals) and California (he wants to visit LA). This is what happens when you live your entire life on an island off of Ecuador.
The locals call San Cristóbal "the children's island", and, sure enough, it had lots of kid-friendly swimming areas, beaches and playgrounds. The fact that we didn't have to share space with those creepy marine iguanas made it all the better.
Post Script: We later ran into a couple who had taken the water taxi the day before us, and they actually called it the 'horrible boat'. They disliked it so much that they chartered a plane back to Santa Cruz island. 25 of the 30 passengers on their boat were sick. Good times.

Hiking through the cloud forests.

Catch of the day!

Snoozing beside our shoes.

Watching sea turtles and sea lions.

View from Frigate Bird Hill. The water is so clear.

"This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow..." (from that Michael Bolton/SNL skit. Now it's not really funny, because I had to explain.)